So, the other day I spent hours writing this mega-lengthy post trying my best to explain why I think it’s urgent that Democrats and Californian Decline-to-States should vote for Barack Obama over Hillary Clinton. A waste of time.

Now, through the miracle of reverse psychology and counter-example, I will, with but the click of my mouse, persuade every single liberal reader to the side of Barack Obama. A bold statement, to be sure, but I am confident.

I have, via a short clip from, forgive me, Hannity and Colmes, an irrefutable argument that will magically sway all wavering liberals to Obama. And now I cede the floor to… Lord, I can’t believe I’m doing this….

I feel dirty, yet vindicated.

(Backhanded h/t: I found this while trolling reading through the comments at the site formerly known as Blogs for Bush, now Blogs for Victory. Always good entertainment.)